Madame du Deffand and the Idiots

Here's a simple guide on how to purchase our fantastic product:

1. Select the product you want and click on the "Add to Cart" button. It will be like adding a treat to your shopping basket.
2. Next, provide us with the address where you'd like your order to be delivered. We'll make sure it arrives at the right place, just for you.
3. Now, it's time to choose a delivery time that suits your schedule. Pick a slot that works best for you, and we'll do our best to accommodate it.
4. Lastly, select your preferred payment method. We accept card payments on our website, including popular options like Visa, Mastercard, American Express, ReBank Top Card, and even foreign cards. You have the flexibility to pay the total price upfront or divide your payment into smaller, more manageable chunks, based on your desired bank's conditions.

For businesses, payment is possible through both card and bank transfer, based on the invoice.

When you place your order, we want to make sure it reaches you in the most convenient way possible. Here's how it works:

Once you've completed your order, we'll send you all the important details via email to the address you provided during the order confirmation process. If you prefer, we can also send you a text message to your phone number. We've got you covered!

Our amazing courier team will swing into action and deliver your products right to your doorstep. If you placed your order before 21:30, you can expect same-day delivery within a maximum of 3 hours. Talk about speedy service!

If you made your purchase after 21:30, don't worry. We'll deliver your products the next day, at a time that suits your schedule. Your convenience is our priority!

Need to keep an eye on your delivery? No problem! You can easily track your courier's location in real-time as they bring your order to you. It's like having a personal GPS for your products.

For our valued customers in remote regions, please note that delivery may take slightly longer. Typically, orders placed from these areas are delivered within three to five business days. Your patience is greatly appreciated!