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Eliot Rosewater is tortured by a fabulous inheritance he feels he does not deserve, so he devotes himself to drink, and to a life serving the dull, the ugly, the irrelevant and the useless. This is a novel about the pleasures, pains and perversions of people and money. It is the story of a millionaire's lunacy, the obsessions of a famous family and the collective madness of a nation.
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For businesses, payment is possible through both card and bank transfer, based on the invoice.
When you place your order, we want to make sure it reaches you in the most convenient way possible. Here's how it works:
Once you've completed your order, we'll send you all the important details via email to the address you provided during the order confirmation process. If you prefer, we can also send you a text message to your phone number. We've got you covered!
Our amazing courier team will swing into action and deliver your products right to your doorstep. If you placed your order before 21:30, you can expect same-day delivery within a maximum of 3 hours. Talk about speedy service!
If you made your purchase after 21:30, don't worry. We'll deliver your products the next day, at a time that suits your schedule. Your convenience is our priority!
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For our valued customers in remote regions, please note that delivery may take slightly longer. Typically, orders placed from these areas are delivered within three to five business days. Your patience is greatly appreciated!